(My life sucks) as a game

1: Plot the death of your father. In this game, you plot the death of the main character's (an unhappy child) father. As the child grows up to hate him more and more, more "execution" options will be available to set in place for the future. Once the stage is set, watch him die. Quote from a certain White dragon named 'Tymofarrar' stating a riddle about revenge: "Sweet as blood, rich as flame, rarer than gold this deadly game."

2: Learn how to sail a dinghy and BOSS LEVEL! SURVIVE A HEAVY UNFORESEEN THUNDERSTORM!! CAPSIZE!!! AND DON'T F***ING DROWN!!!!  BONUS LEVEL OMG!!: You tell your father about the perilous experience you had from the boss level, but he doesn't give a shit, he is a complete apathetic first class A-Hole. Select a piece of equipment of a dinghy (the rudder, the ropes, whatever you can get your hands on) and let Lieutenant Aldo Raine teach him a lesson in humanity.

3: You are a student, you dropped out due to a godawful school and your stupid ass father suggests homeschooling. You've yet to realise that homeschooling only works for the rich families who's family members are really really close to each other (otherwise known as a dream family, which is something you obviously don't have) so you go ahead with the idea, not knowing what you've gotten yourself into.
Objective: Discover the key to successful homeschooling (at least for the game's main character's point of view. Through the gameplay, you will receive various hints for the answers you seek.) This is basically some sort of philosophical puzzle game. I like puzzles and philosophy.

4: Get dragged along by your gung-ho father to go explore a Malaysian forest, it's a very long trek and he has forgotten/refused to feed you lunch. Throughout the game, you must endure the journey all the while following this A-hole, and try not to get a fever. Something like a sinister Pitfall Harry Co-Op game?

Game concepts 1 to 4 are pretty effed up aren't they? I put them here because they're all true stories of my life as a child growing up. The only things that aren't true are the parts where I eff up the father. I put those in there because that's the kind of game I'd like to try.

And now for something completely different.

5: RC Airplane Flight Competition. Build a remote-controlled toy aircraft from scratch, use basic materials (carve balsa wood into plane components, things like that) to build the hull, install various types of electronic gadgets (weight applies here due to weight of certain electric components eg. Motor, game physics programming required here) compete against AI competitors and their crafts.  At some random points during the competition, your craft, despite your good workmanship, encounters unforeseen problems and you have to use your pilot's instincts to pull through.